"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”
a movie scene where the white straight hero is sitting in an interrogation room after being caught by the enemy and a female interrogator walks in and is like “after im done with you you’ll tell me everything you know” and he’s all like “you’re trying to seduce me well it won’t work” and she’s like “wtf no that’s disgusting im just a really good torturer not everything revolves around your fleshy white pogo stick goddamn”
cersei lannister: a summary
"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"
AU where the FAYZ is terrorised by Whip Neck Drake
BACK THE FUCK UP I’M 80% SURE THAT EREN
I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name